VJCatGirl

Update

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:45:54 -0400

eevee-nicks:

zizibutik:

zizibutik:

quasahi:

eevee-nicks:

I think Princess Zelda lost her pregnancy :( Or else she gave birth and killed the babies, which is particularly sad because Samus is the one who impregnated her. At any rate she isn’t pregnant anymore.

To recap for anyone who missed it, Samus was found dead behind the castle a couple of weeks ago. Link died not long after that, so it’s just been Zelda, Bayonetta, and Pikachu chilling out with some snails.

Of course, none of those three can impregnate each other so no one is pregnant or coupled off right now. Pikachu’s babies are growing well. There are six still living. There were seven, but one escaped and Bayonetta ate it.

Because of course these updates always have to involve someone eating someone else. *sigh*

excuse me what

UPDATE: THOSE ARE OP’S FISHES

Blogging about my aquarium is fun

What the FUCK I really thought this was about shitty fanfics

sharabp: Throughly enjoying other restaurants reacting to IHOb

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:43:34 -0400

sharabp:

Throughly enjoying other restaurants reacting to IHOb

jedda-martele: pidgevspigeon: birdrhetorics: my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:04:01 -0400

jedda-martele:

pidgevspigeon:

birdrhetorics:

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

laysiaprincess: thebrazenbewilderment: Ayyyyyye! I’M IN LOVE...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:34:02 -0400

laysiaprincess:

thebrazenbewilderment:

Ayyyyyye!

I’M IN LOVE WITH THIS

maddcactus-art:I’m not really good at explaining or teaching...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:32:01 -0400

maddcactus-art:

I’m not really good at explaining or teaching things… so… Here you go.
This is more like an example of how I draw noses, rather than how you need to draw them. I mean, it’s pretty basic, but maybe some artists have other ways to do it }: ?
I hope it at least helps a little bit! (nothing fancy, but… yeah).
sorry it took me so long to produce this half-assed thing }X D

ruinedchildhood: Scoob and the gang have an existential...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:15:53 -0400

ruinedchildhood:

Scoob and the gang have an existential crisis.

kyraneko: fierceawakening: antyc67: arithanas: gaylileofigaro...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:13:32 -0400

kyraneko:

fierceawakening:

antyc67:

arithanas:

gaylileofigaro:

This is worse. Looking at these you can tell they have no significant monetary value. They were confiscated as a fear tactic. Nothing more.

This picture breaks my heart everytime it appears in my dash. It’s a fear tactic, alright but—

The first one in the left corner: It’s a first communion rosary, and it’s not cheap.

The black one in the first line: That’s a widow rosary and it’s old.

The white one in the second line: is a commemoration rosary. It has a miniature picture in the round part. I haven’t seen that since the 70′s.

In the third line, multicolor one: It’s an Anima mundi, I have only seen those in the hands of Rosary ministery’s old ladies. The oldest ones are from the 80′s after Juan Pablo II came to Mexico for the first time. It’s one of the old ones, I know because the crucifixes are different.

The third one on the fourth line: Red and gold. The style is old, the metal is dark, that’s a 50′s rosary, probably a quinceañera one (or it’s maybe older, from the 40′s when the brides carried red roses with their offerings).

The fifth one on the fourth line: It’s a quinceañera rosary with Ignatius’s tear. The style is old and in my part of Mexico is orphan girls who used it. At least it was when I was young.

The third one of the fifth line: the blue one with the anchor. That one I have only seen in Veracruz and it doesn’t look new.

The fifth one on the fifth line: That’s a 90′s wedding rosary. Black and white patterns were popular on that date.

The fourth one on the last line: That’s a first communion rosary from the 30′s. It’s delicate and most probably silver.

The rest wrench my heart too, the humble everyday rosaries with wooden beads and knots. Those are cheap and bear the wear and tear of their user handling. But those I described are much more.

Those are mother’s rosaries.

Those are not just rosaries. Those are mementos, that’s the proof of their families stories. They are taking from them the only portable things they can carry to feel the connection to their families.

It’s not a fear tactic. Call it like by its name.

It’s dehumanization.

I’m having decidedly unChristian thoughts about this entire administration.

…I am not a religious person at all, but this HORRIFIES ME.

No. You just… you do not do this. No. You do not take something like that away from someone. Ever.

No.

This is apparently preceding the Trump administration. ICE/border patrol sucked badly enough before Trump got into the picture; the photo was taken by Tom Kiefer, a janitor at a US Customs and Border Patrol facility in Arizona, of items he found in the trash; it was published in October of 2015.

Tom Kiefer’s photo project “El Sueno Americano” (“The American Dream”) shows objects he found in trash cans while working as a janitor and groundskeeper at a U.S. Customs and Border Patrol facility in Arizona. He said most of the items were taken from people entering the United States illegally. “Items such as rosaries are considered potentially lethal, non-essential property and discarded during intake,” he said.

Other things that are discarded include extra clothes, all headgear, and personal care items such as combs and toothbrushes. Also, “all food is regarded as contraband and discarded.”

None of that sucks as bad as the theft of the rosaries, but the mindset behind this, of taking whatever can be called “non-essential” from people who already have practically nothing, and then just throwing it away—in a capitalist society that places a significant importance on property rights—absolutely fits the bill of “dehumanization.”

i-am-a-fish: waxydoll: i-am-a-fish: lifescrewsallofus: i-am-a-fish: teardropsonthemoon: i-...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:08:17 -0400

i-am-a-fish:

waxydoll:

i-am-a-fish:

lifescrewsallofus:

i-am-a-fish:

teardropsonthemoon:

i-am-a-fish:

lit-fuccer:

i-am-a-fish:

nervous

GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

more nervous than before

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

less nervous (back to original state of nervousness)

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

coming out

g… go back in

coming out more

girlfriendluvr: girlfriendluvr: im yours came on the radio and since jason mraz came out as bi i...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:05:59 -0400

girlfriendluvr:

girlfriendluvr:

im yours came on the radio and since jason mraz came out as bi i noticed it doesnt have any pronouns or genders mentioned in the song… bi anthem

jason mraz: Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you’re free
Look into your heart and you’ll find love love love love
Listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing
We are just one big family
And it’s our God-forsaken right to be loved loved loved loved loved

me:

ultramonsternetwork:Alphonse Elric, the not so appreciated sass...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:46:57 -0400

ultramonsternetwork:

Alphonse Elric, the not so appreciated sass queen of fma

pro-aspec-lesbian: ace-angel: ‘bi people can pass as straight!’ anyone can pass as straight, if...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:45:09 -0400

pro-aspec-lesbian:

ace-angel:

‘bi people can pass as straight!’

anyone can pass as straight, if they silence themselves enough.

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!

goblin-from-marketing: dragon-in-a-fez: marisatomay: nerdjpg: ...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:41:06 -0400

goblin-from-marketing:

dragon-in-a-fez:

marisatomay:

nerdjpg:

Hi I made this. Discuss. Left column is the first word.

me: “this chart doesn’t even make sense, it’s just the same words on both axes, what the fuck is a goth goth”

me, after looking at it for ten seconds: “this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen”

Wanda and Loki need to switch though, her hair is too nice for gothnerd

dimetrodone: rupted: dimetrodone: Sometimes I hate having a tooth gap but it allows me to be able...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:53:16 -0400

dimetrodone:

rupted:

dimetrodone:

Sometimes I hate having a tooth gap but it allows me to be able to shoot liquids through my teeth for defensive purposes

I just choked on my coffee

If you had a tooth gap you could weaponize such an occurance

its-mustard-gucci:Regret

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:39:30 -0400

its-mustard-gucci:

Regret

polyglotplatypus:

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:34:58 -0400

polyglotplatypus:

Photo

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:52:08 -0400

real-retail-stories: [PLEASE KEEP ANONYMOUS BC I DON’T WANT TO BE FIRED] I’m a bra fitter in the UK....

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:51:12 -0400

real-retail-stories:

[PLEASE KEEP ANONYMOUS BC I DON’T WANT TO BE FIRED]

I’m a bra fitter in the UK. Won’t name the store, but it’s one that’s internationally popular so occasionally we get people from abroad coming in to bulk-buy English bras because they fit better and are cheaper.

A few months ago a German woman, who didn’t speak any English, came in for a fitting with her two daughters to translate for her. What she didn’t know was that I speak near-fluent German because I used to work in Bochum as a primary school teacher.

I fitted her for an hour (she wanted a LOT) and she slagged me off the whole time - “she doesn’t know what she’s doing / she’s so young– have they given me an intern? I want a professional / I won’t take fashion advice from a girl that heavy / she’s not using european sizing, is she stupid” - and her daughters translated VERY favourably, both of them clearly quite uncomfortable with the situation.

I put on a brave face for the whole thing, pretending not to notice, and then as I was putting in her customer info (we keep a record of all our customers) one of the daughters complimented me for pronouncing their surname correctly.

I said thanks, and casually dropped into conversation - in perfect German - that I used to live in Germany and spoke the language.

Watching all the colour drain from that woman’s face as she realised what just happened, and seeing her two daughters quietly lose their collective shit behind her, was pretty glorious. Almost made it worth it.

im-wrynning: Ok but have you considered:McCree doesn’t exist in...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 04:39:50 -0400

im-wrynning:

Ok but have you considered:
McCree doesn’t exist in Sombra’s database because Reaper has obliterated all of his files, all of his information, any tiny little piece of evidence linking him to Overwatch.
Sombra picks up a security feed from eight years ago of what appears to be a strange man dressed as a cowboy involved in a covert Blackwatch operation. No way he’s Overwatch, Sombra, just look at him. Look at the way he’s dressed. Obviously a civilian. Ridiculous.
Sombra stumbles over an old Overwatch manifesto that specifically includes one “Jesse McCree”. Never heard of him. He must have been one of those pathetic recruits that didn’t even make it past basic training. Don’t give me that look, do you think I would just forget any of my former teammates? I’d remember a name like that. He’s probably not even worth hunting down.
Papa Reyes is still protecting his little ingrate.
The Amaris are fair game. That witch Ziegler can rot. Hell, take Jack, too, if you have to.
But don’t you DARE lay a hand on his boy Jesse.

jennovas: gayyaomomo: Here’s a video of me as Yaomomo beating...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:12:26 -0400

jennovas:

gayyaomomo:

Here’s a video of me as Yaomomo beating the shit out of Mineta

You’re welcome

HIGH KICK HIM!!!!!!

phiiife: localstarboy: Get Out wasn’t the 1st racist horror...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:36:31 -0400

phiiife:

localstarboy:

Get Out wasn’t the 1st racist horror concept Jordan Peele was apart of.

Watch this.

LMFAO